Can I Get A Witness ???

Yes that is often times the question of the day as most Madden ballers ask for testimonials and confirmations of their beliefs in this institution of Madden football. Sure we all get out and go to the forum to bare witness to the truth as we call it. Knocking on doors for that deep rooted balling session ... "You know there are so many out there whom have yet to come into the truth ya know ... with our guidance we can enlighten you to the ways of playing Madden football properly.

Now let's see what your approach is to the ways of living ... Oh my God did you just let the computer do that for you??? You are living in so much blaspemy and sin by doing that. Oh my God you are so vain, and yet you covet this interpretation of having skills that far exceed the ways of the pure ONE !!!! You must come to the hall ... the National meeting of all witnesses are approaching us!!!! Will you repent and be with us???"

Yeah fellas everyone is carrying their control pads and memory cards to be vocal about their ministry. We are selling more bean pies and fish sandwiches than most can handle, and the Final Call is going out for all. Yes put on that bow tie and listen to the honorable Reverend Iknowikhan speak to the masses on Madden day!!!! "Brothers we have been oppressed by these button mashers far too long !!!! We have been hood-winked and computer beaten far too long !!!! Our day has come and we will all receive our reparations for this enslavement to the Madness of these Madden abusers!!! For all practical purposes brothers we can no longer expect All Madden to win this for us ... it is time for us to do this OURSELVES !!!!!" and I am sure most of you are like Scrubby done lost his mind man!!! Well as any atheist would say "I don't know what all the fuss is about, because I have yet to see all this here oppression and abuse that mister Iknowikhan is talking about !!!

Do you all see this stuff man ... come on now. Can we all just get along for crying out loud!!!! I know mister Iknowikhan is no different than those other so-called witnesses when the dust clears. I am simply lost about this stuff and his glitchery ministry LOL !!!! In a nutshell you guys have gots to go the LAB !!!! Everytime we scientists discover something these religious practitioners have to voice their glitchery ministry!!! So until I see it I won't believe it ya heard me !!!! I refuse to be a believer in this stuff, just play the game, and live your life. When it's over ... It's OVER !!!!"

Well with so many Soldiers out there willing to get killed for what they believe in by lil' kids who think they can win by throwing rocks at the big guns believe me when I say "The Nationals will make a believer out of all of you!!!" Yes I am speaking to those atheists out there too. You all will believe when that christian from the Hewillneedtha AllMadden Help Apostlistic Holy Ghost Catching Madden Baller All World Skillz Holy Tabernacle wins the Madden Nationals !!!!!

So as we all plan and continue to watch as each chapter and verse is delivered by Moses also known as the Swammi ... the burning bush will continue to BURN FOREVER !!! So continue your studies, and all praises due to this game of football we worship and playz so darn much Madden NFL Football !!!!

If I offended anyone by my use of religion as a simile to how we play this game ... I beg of you to simply whip my azz in a game of football LOL !!!! That is about the only way I would like to bare my sins and ways!!! But please do not crucify me like Trapjaw did ... as they say it was the greatest LOSS I ever had !!!!

Yes I am a converted believer, because of my experience of this beast known as the Nationals !!!!

ScrubbyP Always willing to clean it up !!!!

Amen